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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school  reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he  sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"  "Yes", she sighed,  "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking  right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been  sober since."   "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on  celebrating that long?"  And then the fight started...

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.    She asked, "What's on TV?"    I said, "Dust."    And then the fight started...

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my  lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to  the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind  was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the  radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped  back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different  anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."    My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my  stupid husband is out fishing in that?"    And that's how the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming  anniversary.    She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in  about 3 seconds."    I bought her a bathroom scale.    And then the fight started......